Thumb Sucker!!!Sunday, May 18, 2008
Her secret revealed
So for the past 29 months of our marriage Laura has been left lonely at night as I quickly doze off once we go to bed. She tells me tales of how she has laid in bed for hours trying to get to sleep. She has stated that she is jealous of my ability to fall into slumber so quickly. For the past 29 months I have felt sympathy for her in her plight of non-sleep. But now the truth has finally surfaced. It is now my theory that Laura purposefully makes sure that I fall asleep before her. Her secret is out, and I am prepared to share it with the world. You see, the other day a tired Laura fell asleep on the couch in the middle of the day, and she let down her guard down. I have caught the secret on camera. My sweet wife Laura is a ....
Thumb Sucker!!!
Thumb Sucker!!!
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5 comments:
HAHAHA! Joseph! I cant believe you would post that!
I'm sorry, Joseph, but that picture looks inconclusive to me. I'll need better photographic evidence.
Here's the real truth. You're so sleep deprived that you fall into a deep slumber the moment your head hits the pillow. Laura on the other hand has super-human strength and needs only 5-7 hours of sleep a night. Instead of feeling sorry for her she should be feeling sorry for you!
I'm with Keren. We need more evidence to draw a real conclusion here. But you may be onto something. . .
Rachel, whatever happened to sisterhood solidarity? He's on to nothing.
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